Inglourious Basterds

If you haven't seen Inglourious Basterds, then you are not any of the following: a Quentin Tarantino fan, someone who enjoys excessively violent movies, or someone who likes the idea of Brad Pitt in a f'awesome mustache. Funny, but slow at parts, and too much protagonist death for my tastes.

If I were to describe this movie in two words, they would be "Godwin's Law".

My Rating:

4 Arbitrary Shapes

The Assassination Bureau

A charming and delightful picture in which a female, feminist, aspiring reporter hires a company that assassinates people to kill their own leader. What follows is a series of escapades in which many people die in the most amusing of fashions during the period preceding WW1.

See it or get assassinated.

My rating:

4 1/2 Arbitrary Shapes