Unfortunately, this was the only picture I could find, but rest assured that the variety and bizarreness of pants in The Crimson Pirate rival even some movies based around pants.
Also of note was the realistic physics(Dropping a wooden blackjack/dildo on someone's head will in fact knock them out), the absurd acrobatics (Did you know that all pirates can do back flips?), and the chance to look at Burt Lancaster's chest for 105 minutes straight.
Predictable, but still entertaining.
My Rating:
3 Arbitrary Shapes.
This has been my favorite review you've written thus far. Very funny.
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